Crazyspeak - I would be speaking in bursts of crazy speak

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the f*ck do you mean, we are Sinking?"
    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
2. "What the f*ck was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
3. "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?"
    -- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.
4. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
    -- Einstein, 1938.
5. "It does so f*cking look like her!"
    -- Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566.
8. "Where the f*ck am I?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937.
9. "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!"
    -- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*cking mad."
    -- Saddam Hussein, 2003.

There are many important things in life, of which the most important just might be wisdom or patience!

I sure wish I had either one of those, or maybe just give me the dog.

Found in the McCall & Associates breakroom today - one piece of candy that is dying to be eaten:

You see, there was much more candy in a big bucket after halloween, and this is all that is left - to which the sign has been transferred.  I would say that I work with idiots, but then they might think the same of me....so please, somebody put me out of my misery and eat the candy!!

Perhaps some of us have had to deal with the old 'help, my coworker took my food/drink/snacks without asking' problem....here are several funny solutions presented:

and my personal favorite...I just can't wait to catch cow-orker in this one -

in short: if you're upset over Obama winning, it might be time with a history lesson, so watch this video.